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Warp speed

Where sports and life collide

a weekly newsletter using sports to remind us of all that once was good and what could be again


Free to read. Written by Brandon Barnes.

Previous Posts

The (Not So) Mighty Ducks

Sep 15, 2026

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2 min read

The (Not So) Mighty Ducks

ft. Vandegrift, Chance, and pigs

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes
Call Me, Maybe

May 6, 2026

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3 min read

Call Me, Maybe

ft. Jerry Jones, your newsletter feedback, and the ticking clock

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes
The Life of Pablo (Sanchez)

Mar 17, 2026

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8 min read

The Life of Pablo (Sanchez)

ft. getting outside, nostalgia, and adults who play

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

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